... where they have beer and discuss the fact that the Swedish word for cookie means "poo" in German. A night well spent, I would say.

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Post I wish I hadn't found at 2.30 while slightly intoxicated: DAMMIT, JIM!

EDIT: Ok, being unable to sleep like a normal person, I dared venture into the unknown realms of Omegle. On my very first try, this happened:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Are you from the future?
Stranger: YES.
Stranger: THE MONKEYS
Stranger: THEY'RE EVERYWHER
You: YES YES YES, BUT DO THEY STILL HAVE SANDWICHES????
Stranger: OMG
Stranger: YOU LIKE STAR TREK??
You: YOU BET YER ARSE, CAPTAIN!!!
Stranger: OMG.
Stranger: I CAN KEN DO ZAT I KEN DO ZAT I KEN DO ZAT!!
You: AH, ENSIGN JAILBAIT.
Stranger: lol not even eighteen yet!
You: Poor little bairn....
Stranger: oh my god, i love you.
You: DITTO, AWESOME STRANGER!!!

...and then we went on talking boring stuff. BUT HOW AWESOME WAS THAT.

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ALSO, I just discovered there is a Scots Wikipedia. I had no idea. Why does this make me so happy? The fact that it's four in the morning, probably. NIGHT NOW.